Herb Your Enthusiasm: The Candle Spicewalla Team 4/1/2025 Share Pin Tweet Introducing Herb Your Enthusiasm: The Candle, the ultimate fragrance experience for fans of dry humor, dried herbs, and mild disappointment. Inspired by the unmistakable scent of a pasta night gone wrongâthink stale oregano, crushed culinary dreams, and the deep regret of forgetting fresh basilâthis candle is perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh (or an unsettlingly accurate olfactory prank). Imagine the aroma of crushed dreams, mild irritation, and maybe some dried oregano. Now imagine that scent filling your home for hours. Sounds enticing, right? No? Well, too badâbecause weâve done it anyway. Introducing Herb Your Enthusiasm: The Candle, a fragrance experience inspired by the dry, herby scent of a pasta night gone wrong and the mild disappointment of realizing youâre out of fresh basil and have to use your dusty grocery store spices. With top notes of âehhâ and base notes of âwhy,â this candle is like the Larry David Sandwichâunexpected, slightly off-putting, and somehow involving capers & 2 types of fish. Itâs the perfect gift for a new homeowner (yeah, itâs a house. Itâs new. I get it. Itâs nice), a passive-aggressive gesture for that friend who insists store-bought spices are fine, or a personal indulgence if you enjoy lighting money on fire, figuratively and literally. Need a wedding gift for someone you donât really like? This candle says, âCongratulations, but letâs not get too close.â Got a coworker who insists on microwaving fish in the office? Leave one of these on their deskâitâs not HR-violating, but it is unsettling. Have a relative who spends an hour telling you why they donât use salt? Letâs be honest, they deserve this. But donât just take our word for it. The reviews are in, and theyâre just as youâd expect: â âEhh.ââ âSmells like an atrocious answer to a good question.ââ "Pretty, pretty, pretty good."â âTo what end??ââ âOkay, okay.â Need a birthday gift for the person who insists they donât want gifts but will absolutely judge you for not bringing one? Boomâproblem solved. Know someone who proudly calls themselves a âfoodieâ but thinks shelf-stable parmesan and white truffle oil are the height of gourmet? This candle is for them. Pair it with a bottle of lukewarm room-temperature seltzer, and youâve got yourself the ultimate sensory disappointment package. Itâs the olfactory equivalent of an awkward handshake that goes on just a liiiittle toooo long. So, if youâre ready to disappoint your nose and confuse your guests, grab Herb Your Enthusiasm: The Candle today. Or donât. Either way, weâll be over here kind of skimping on the cashews a little bit. Happy April Fools Day đ Other 2 Comments đ good one Kelly on April 01, 2025 Herb your Enthusiasm may just be the most entertaining email Iâll ever receive! It was pretty, pretty, pretty funny (cue the soundtrack) Ellen on April 01, 2025 Add a Comment Name Email Message Please note, comments must be approved before they are published